i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
OMG I AM THE GRUMPUS
I’m the why am I awake most of the time, other times I am the last one, lol.
team rocket has the only talking pokemon in the world but they’re just obsessed forever with this one pikachu
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused